365 Challenge, Day 28: An Open Letter to Virginia Drivers

Dear Virginia Drivers,

I do not like you in your car

I want to hit you with a bar

I do not like you here or there

I would not like you anywhere

I do not like you, you big louse

I do not like you, or your spouse

I do not like your big sedan

And I can't stand your minivan

You cannot drive on the interstate

You fill my heart with such hate

North or southbound, you still suck

I cannot believe my stupid luck

An hour and a half became four

My day turned into such a bore

At Kings Dominion I wanted to play

Yet on the road I wasted my day

Four hours there and two hours back

Almost gave me a heart attack

Once we arrived at our destination

We turned right around out of sheer frustration

I do not like you in your car

I want to hit you with a bar

I do not like you here or there

I would not like you anywhere